1. I am happy and you should know it
We should all spread smiles and make the world a happy place. But, some people misunderstand the word spread and make it an agenda to be overly enthusiastic. They laugh the loudest, which is nice but expressing your sheer delight at the end of every sentence will not make you as lovable as you pretend to be. There was an episode in the TV show Friends with Alec Baldwin in it. If you have seen it then you have a fair idea of what I am getting at. So, yeah, if you could just not be that guy, that would be great.
2. The In your face smoker
It’s amazing how people still don’t realize smoking is not cool. If you have to do it, go find a balcony dude. Blowing smoke in my face doesn’t make you a mafia don or a war hero or a sly detective or badass cop or whatever other movie character you’re trying to emulate.
3. Mr. Fake accent
Talking with a fake accent is like ordering a hamburger at a south Indian restaurant. I don’t understand why people feel it’s impressive to talk in a foreign accent when the Indian way of talking is the most clear and accurate form of the english language. They are the same people who get overly creative on the internet. iF yew uPloAd ur $tatu$ liKe diZ then don’t be surprised when you see the number next to friends tab slowly decreasing. What worse is that the fake accent fad is like an epidemic, and it’s not just restricted to english speaking people. Now a days you can find most north Indians talking in Punjabi accent and listening to Punjabi songs. Whatever happened to be yourself?
4. The ‘why’ guy
There is always a guy with all the questions. Then there’s the why guy. He wants to know the purpose of everything in life. They aren’t the ones looking for an answer. They are the ones looking for your tipping point. Just like the monsters in Monsters Inc. (the movie), they feed off your screaming and abuses when you have finally lost it. Check out this video more clarification:
5. I’ll pay u back tomorrow
At some point in our lives, we’ve all been there. And I think it’s not our fault. I believe there is a program in our brain which senses the words ‘I’ll pay you back tomorrow ‘ and almost immediately deletes every record of us being grateful of our friend’s timely financial assistance. Hence, if you have to constantly remind someone to return your money, remember that they are helpless. Freeloading is a completely different issue. Don’t hang out with people just for the free food.It’s mean. Use their internet and wear their shirts as well.